Potty mouth....

If you are grossed out easily you may not want to read this........(M, i was thinking of you when i decided to write about this..:)
If you are my friend long enough you probably know that i have poopy problems, I have become very open about these problems because they seem not to go away and in order to deal with them i must speak openly about them. Its not a big deal usually, but when you are with child you are not allowed to take many medications, which means the one thing that i take to make life flow easier i am no longer allowed to take for nine months. This is excrutiating! So I must go nine months with the worst poopy problems and already feeling like a tired slacker it just makes things worse when you cant go to the bathroom. So tonight my stomach finally had enough, it started cramping and making awful noises, it was so painful i couldnt stand up straight. I was shaking and sweating and getting light headed and i literally thought i was going to pass out...............pain worse than contractions! Meanwhile i was trying to get olivia in and out of the bath and get her ready for bed, cut her nails and put her pajamas on. Well, she decided that since mommy was going potty she wanted to go potty too.............so after i got her out the tub and dried her off, i let her sit on her potty, she proceeded to play on the potty, then she put her baby on the potty, then she brushed its hair, then she decided since i was indisposed she would run to the other room naked and hide. She eventually came back in the bathroom and walked toward me, i saw her little legs clench and i said,"LIVI SIT ON THE POTTY!" She didnt quite make it and pooped all over the floor. I dont even think she knew what hit her, it really happened fast. She then looked at it and started to cry. She cried, "Yucky, Yucky" and i had to try to console her and get her away from it while i was still on the potty! I finally was able to get up and get her cleaned up and jammies on, then my stomach started hurting again, excrutiating! I doubled over and livi didnt know what to think, she gave me a hug and i put her in bed with some books to read and headed back to the bathroom where i had been 3 times already. I was sitting there just staring at livi's pile of poop on the floor, thinking about how upset she was that she abruptly pooped on the floor. This time i thought i was going to throw up and pass out or just plain die. the only thing i kept thinking was i am going to pass out and fall in livi's poop on the floor and when someone finds us, i'll be laying in livi's poop and she will be running all around tearing everything apart upstairs( she can now get out of her bed, and does frequently)! Thankfully i didnt pass out, but by the time i got back to livi, she was out of her bed and had pulled out all of her books and spread them all over the floor, but i guess i should be thankful, at least she did spread her poop out all over the floor. i finally got her to bed after shooing her away from the bathroom and her poop on the floor several times and bleached the bathroom, washing all the poop from everything. And after six trips to the restroom in 2 hours i feel quite empty and much better :)! I was going to work on some homework/project i have tonight, but i just dont have it in me! Literally! All in all it felt like hell at the time, but its pretty funny looking back on all the poopiness that happened!